Oh man, I found two really great lines tonight. The first I got from the Venture Brothers, in which Hank is trying to dry off his pants using a wall-mounted hand dryer:
"It's like a dude with a fever is yelling at my pants!"
The second I got from a comic based on Half Life 2 called Concerned:
"About as useful as a hat full of busted assholes."
Apparently, it's Australian slang. Odd lot down there, but they talk funny, so it's okay.
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You know, I'll be a henchman if you want. I get to play with guns and spy-type-people. Fun.
Of course, you'll have to pay me in booze.
Heh. Jaredius Assholius.
No, I haven't been drinki...ok, I have. But just beer?
That could probably be arranged. Also, you get a jumpsuit and metal teeth.
I could kind of tell you had been drinking, if only because that last part was a question, when it honestly had no reason to be. Thus, inebriated.
I already have 2 jumpsuits. Can I just get the teeth and an increased (booze) ration?
I think we could make that happen. Also, I'm torn. Do we go with henchmen numbers, or should each henchman/henchwoman be given a codename? Arrgh, so many details to consider!
That's your own decision. But if you can't figure out, code numbers.
Yeah, it'd probably be easier that way. Also, since you'd be getting in so early on, you'd get one of the single digit numbers. Oooh, how the other henchmen would be so jealous!
I want 3. Because it's (mostly) devoid of scatalogical reference.
Okay, done. #1 and #2 can be reserved for any misbehaving henchmen. We shall call it, "The Shit List." Excellent.
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